Friend and myself in car: Dicks everywhere! [After seeing two separate sets of trees that appeared rather phallic]
OneDirection on radio: Story of my life!

i hate when i lose things at school like my pencils and papers and life ambitions

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insert-phenomenal-url-here:

tffnyblws:

theyoungveinsvevo:

*does laundry but like in a punk way*

image

HOW THE FUCK IS THERE A GIF FOR THAT

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icarly-official:

the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!

icarly-official:

the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!

(via trapped-in-sanity)

thesonicscrew:

randommakings:

I love how all of Mother Gothels problems could have been solved if she just would have lied to her about when her birthday is.

I love how they got as close as they could to saying “did i fucking stutter” in a Disney movie

(Source: tomhiddles, via trapped-in-sanity)

ecumenicalseeker:

ramavoite:

curious-commodities:

submariet:

VAN EYCK

IM SENDING THIS TO MY ART HISTORY TEACHER

/dying

I CAN’T EVEN TELL YOU HOW HELPFUL THIS IS

If I ever use my degree for art history things, I’m putting this up in my office

(Source: cheekygeekymonkey, via trapped-in-sanity)

Maybe they’re love grenades full of rainbows and happiness!

Maybe they’re love grenades full of rainbows and happiness!

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Friend Roswell: [Looks to my Leaning Tower of Pisa pencil cup] Your pencil holder is about to fall over.
Me: Warning, don't go reaching in there randomly because I have an unsheathed exacto knife, blade up and you might poke yourself.
Friend Ethan: Why would you do that? You know you can get them that have covers!
Me: ...I like to live dangerously...
Basically this is how the entirety of my family and friends will talk to the man that I will eventually marry…

Basically this is how the entirety of my family and friends will talk to the man that I will eventually marry…

Over the weekend I cleaned pretty much my entire apartment with one or two small exceptions. While pulling stuff out from under my bed I found some issues of People from last year. In the June issue was a section about first time dads on Father’s Day and Jared was in there with his son Thomas and my first thought at that moment was “Damn, I probably looked at that like Jared Pada-who? Who even is this guy? And what is this Supernatural? Is this the show that Jacob has told me about?” If only you knew me from a year ago…if only you knew.