Let’s get real here for a second. 

Crowley would love to masquerade as Canton Everett Delaware III to mess with Richard Nixon, because after all, he was his second choice.

mishasminions:

YOU CAN SEE THE LIGHT SET UP, THE CAMERAMAN, AND THE EMPTY COUCH IN THE REFLECTION ON THE TV

Ross’ smug look tells us “I’m doing the bit, but there’s a little something extra for you at home *mental wink.*”

(Source: rossgellermagazine)

oedipus-sex:

imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it

I LIKE IT! Our thin-more to love-super buff ratio would drastically improve!

(via trapped-in-sanity)

highbrowandbeard:

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE

(Source: logotv, via mishasminions)

I Need to Say Goodnight to the Internet

If Seth Rogen goes bald he’s going need some *takes off sunglasses* Seth Rogaine. 

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Guy on TV: [in an junk car lot] An Impala like that shouldn't be a four door.
Me: What's wrong with a four door Impala?
Dad: Four door muscle cars just aren't as cool.
Me: The '67 Impala on Supernatural is a four door and it's pretty B.A.
Dad: Mmhmm...
Me: OF course, maybe it's the arsenal in the back.
Dad: Mmhmm... *and then he walks away*
Me: [inside my head] So...we're just down now?

hopeissuffering:

fuzzykitty01:

orangewave:

bakamic:

izzy-sukeban-jones:

if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later?

^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it?

Step one: step two: 

Y’all need Jesus. 

or even more easy way?

step 1

YOU KNOW WHAT ISN’T COOL? They gave us milk bags in elementary school and they made us watch a thirty minute video on how to stick the straw in the middle of the bag just freaking right. THEN YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED? MILK EVERYWHERE! It was on the floor, on the desks, it sprayed on the ceiling. So I do not accept milk bags. I don’t care if they come in a special box, screw that box. I will take my milk in the carton or the jug like the good milk people have been doing forever (but not those cartons from Costco, those are instruments of the devil)

(via hella-bright)

sixsteen:

if u feel sad right now look at this bunny eating a flower

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(via hella-bright)

kynen:

Bless whoever looked at a picture of two mountains and thought of this.

kynen:

Bless whoever looked at a picture of two mountains and thought of this.

(Source: timewastingclub, via hella-bright)