Friend Ethan: They had to swab for cells on the inside of the cheek.
Me: Oh, epithelial cells.
Friend Ethan: I'm surprised that you knew that.
Me: We went to the Natural History Museum in Los Angeles and they had a coelacanth and it was so cool!
Friend Sigrid: Wow, you actually said that right...

winterstar95:

psychedelic-noodles:

humpthe-moist-cavewall:

My heart can’t handle this I’m going to bed

THEY RESCUED THE KITTY AND HUGGED IT OH GOD

I will reblog this every time.

(Source: sizvideos, via trapped-in-sanity)

hella-bright:

ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

I knew it. Even when I didn’t know it, I STILL KNEW IT!

hella-bright:

ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

I knew it. Even when I didn’t know it, I STILL KNEW IT!

(Source: real-tweets)

hella-bright:

How I smile at work.

hella-bright:

How I smile at work.

(Source: reactionfaces)

I have spent about five minutes trying to wrap my head around this Little Caesars debacle and I still cannot fathom a world where this is actually something that people want to eat… 

I have spent about five minutes trying to wrap my head around this Little Caesars debacle and I still cannot fathom a world where this is actually something that people want to eat… 

[Dying] Houdini to his wife Bess: Sing to me.
My dad: Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur...
silly-luv:

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silly-luv:

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(Source: weheartit.com, via blamegrif)

Anonymous said: Go fuck your self

weekendecstasy:

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gigadramon:

montypla:

gigadramon:

montypla:

gigadramon:

i’m sad ‘cause when i went swimming today the 5 foot part went all the way up to my eyes and i had to stand on my toes to breath 

i’m being discriminated against dangnabbit 

hahah you’re short

hahah i’m gonna stab you in the neck

If you can even reach my neck

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here i come motherfucker

(via mishasminions)

nevver:

Resistance is futile