boy: i hate being poor
grandpa: were going to the fun factory
mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time
the graham norton show ft. diehard whovian peter capaldi

Okay, I also just want to point out [stomps gently]

(Source: attackoneyebrows, via blamegrif)

Friend Ethan: They had to swab for cells on the inside of the cheek.
Me: Oh, epithelial cells.
Friend Ethan: I'm surprised that you knew that.
Me: We went to the Natural History Museum in Los Angeles and they had a coelacanth and it was so cool!
Friend Sigrid: Wow, you actually said that right...

winterstar95:

psychedelic-noodles:

humpthe-moist-cavewall:

My heart can’t handle this I’m going to bed

THEY RESCUED THE KITTY AND HUGGED IT OH GOD

I will reblog this every time.

(Source: sizvideos, via trapped-in-sanity)

hella-bright:

ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

I knew it. Even when I didn’t know it, I STILL KNEW IT!

hella-bright:

ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

I knew it. Even when I didn’t know it, I STILL KNEW IT!

(Source: real-tweets)

hella-bright:

How I smile at work.

hella-bright:

How I smile at work.

(Source: reactionfaces)

I have spent about five minutes trying to wrap my head around this Little Caesars debacle and I still cannot fathom a world where this is actually something that people want to eat… 

I have spent about five minutes trying to wrap my head around this Little Caesars debacle and I still cannot fathom a world where this is actually something that people want to eat… 

[Dying] Houdini to his wife Bess: Sing to me.
My dad: Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur...
silly-luv:

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silly-luv:

♡ find your best posts on my blog ♡

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Anonymous said: Go fuck your self

weekendecstasy:

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